Zach Gilkey

So—you might be wondering why these sites even exist. Honestly, I’ve asked myself that same question more than once. So I figured I’d answer it out loud. For decades, I’ve been building things that never saw the light of day: game prototypes, toy ideas, half-finished systems. I didn’t lose them—I...

Welcome! You may not notice much but that was quite the undertaking. What? Exactly. Well, I rebuilt the backend of two websites to make them share the same content. That's right: Now SleightError.com and ZachGilkey.com have a central location for all content. I know you're just so very very excited...

Waves crash into ancient timbers A creak is heard for miles The vessel lurches on— A crest rises in the distance Towering over the horizon Making the ship A toy in a child’s bath As the ship climbs the wave Water flows against Twisting the wood like a pretzel Beams...

This one is for the kids. Silly Sentence Machine is a small, calm sentence-building toy. Tap a few words, make a silly sentence, and hear it spoken out loud. No scores. No timers. Just playful nonsense and repeatable laughs. It’s free, works offline, and can be installed on devices that...

So I decided it was time to quantify one of humanity’s most important questions: Am I the asshole? No more waiting on friends to sugarcoat it. No more refreshing Reddit, hoping strangers take your side. This is a small experiment that tries to answer the question with sliders, weights, and...